Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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