I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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