I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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