He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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