So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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