Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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