used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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