you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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