i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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