I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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