using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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