So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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