Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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