i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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