4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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