I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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