It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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