Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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