He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
A+ Viking dick
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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