FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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