I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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