maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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