so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
