All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm like, not good at living.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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