i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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