i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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