Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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