DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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