Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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