I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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