Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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