just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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