I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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