let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just blew my weed a kiss
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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