Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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