I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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