I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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