It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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