Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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