smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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