I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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