I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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