i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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