butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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