It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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