just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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