How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
thus making me awesome and them whores
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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