Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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