my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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