marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I need a burrito and a hug.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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