Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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