The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Im part way to drunk.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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