check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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