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(847): View more from Illinois

Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.

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(573): View more from Missouri

You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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(647): View more from Ontario

we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.

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