the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
