i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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